butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
