Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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