id be glad to
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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