Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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