Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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