Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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