he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
