Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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