i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fuck appropriateness.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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