haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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