Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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