New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
BRING THE BAGELS
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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