Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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