There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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