I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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