We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i now understand why vodka
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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