So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
