Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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