the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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