I've blown a few things in my day
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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