are you still at the devil's house?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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