people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i dont even know how to be here
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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