So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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