So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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