Don't you send me to vm
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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