About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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