How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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