Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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