Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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