There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
