Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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