TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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