He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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