If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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