Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My feet surprised me
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