You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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