When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
it's like heaven, but drunker
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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