I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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