Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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