break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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