we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
