ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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