I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
She announced her abortion via fbk
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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