What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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