I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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