i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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