no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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