ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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