she smelled like a LAN party
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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