i may or may not be watching the land before time
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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